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Cloud · 05-31-2010, 06:08 PM

1. Felt the sun shining on your bare ass Maybe--seems like I should have
2. Been caught screwing in the car Oh, god, yes. By the cops. At age 41!
3. Been asked to leave a bar Yes, but not on my own account
4. Been physically removed from a bar N
5. Outran the police in a car N
6. Outran the police on foot N
7. Passed out drunk in a public place N
8. Driven a car over 100 mph N
9. Jumped a motorcycle more than thirty feet N
10. Been fired from a job for screwing around on your boss' dime N
11. Seen Elvis live in concert N
12. Seen Jimmy Buffett live in concert Hell no.
13. Touched a hummingbird N
14. Been flogged by a rooster/chicken I don't even want to think about this!
15. Been knocked out cold by a blow to the head N
16. Served a jail sentence N
17. Served a prison sentence N
18. Had sex outside in broad daylight Daylight? No. Moonlight, yes.
19. Had a physical altercation with your best friend N
20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your size N

05-31-2010, 06:08 PM	#2
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	1. Felt the sun shining on your bare ass Maybe--seems like I should have 2. Been caught screwing in the car Oh, god, yes. By the cops. At age 41! 3. Been asked to leave a bar Yes, but not on my own account 4. Been physically removed from a bar N 5. Outran the police in a car N 6. Outran the police on foot N 7. Passed out drunk in a public place N 8. Driven a car over 100 mph N 9. Jumped a motorcycle more than thirty feet N 10. Been fired from a job for screwing around on your boss' dime N 11. Seen Elvis live in concert N 12. Seen Jimmy Buffett live in concert Hell no. 13. Touched a hummingbird N 14. Been flogged by a rooster/chicken I don't even want to think about this! 15. Been knocked out cold by a blow to the head N 16. Served a jail sentence N 17. Served a prison sentence N 18. Had sex outside in broad daylight Daylight? No. Moonlight, yes. 19. Had a physical altercation with your best friend N 20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your size N __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"