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1. Felt the sun shining on your bare ass Y
2. Been caught screwing in the car N
3. Been asked to leave a bar Y (politely, as it was past closing, and I was talking with the band and we were all asked to leave)
4. Been physically removed from a bar N
5. Outran the police in a car N
6. Outran the police on foot N
7. Passed out drunk in a public place N
8. Driven a car over 100 mph Y
9. Jumped a motorcycle more than thirty feet N
10. Been fired from a job for screwing around on your boss' dime N
11. Seen Elvis live in concert N
12. Seen Jimmy Buffett live in concert N
13. Touched a hummingbird N
14. Been flogged by a rooster/chicken N
15. Been knocked out cold by a blow to the head N
16. Served a jail sentence N
17. Served a prison sentence N
18. Had sex outside in broad daylight N
19. Had a physical altercation with your best friend N
20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your size Y (nut kicked my ass, broke my hand, and then got dogpiled by my cow orkers. Pretty much everybody is half my size. Except this one patient of mine, though, I am half hers.)
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