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Old 06-02-2010, 09:37 AM   #22
TheMercenary
“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Savannah, Georgia
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1. Felt the sun shining on your bare assY
2. Been caught screwing in the carN
3. Been asked to leave a barY
4. Been physically removed from a barN
5. Outran the police in a carN
6. Outran the police on footY
7. Passed out drunk in a public placeN
8. Driven a car over 100 mphY
9. Jumped a motorcycle more than thirty feetN
10. Been fired from a job for screwing around on your boss' dimeY
11. Seen Elvis live in concertN
12. Seen Jimmy Buffett live in concertN
13. Touched a hummingbirdN
14. Been flogged by a rooster/chickenN
15. Been knocked out cold by a blow to the headY
16. Served a jail sentenceN
17. Served a prison sentenceN
18. Had sex outside in broad daylightY
19. Had a physical altercation with your best friendY
20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your sizeN
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