[spudcon]

1. Felt the sun shining on your bare ass y
2. Been caught screwing in the car y
3. Been asked to leave a bar y
4. Been physically removed from a bar y
5. Outran the police in a car n
6. Outran the police on foot n
7. Passed out drunk in a public place y
8. Driven a car over 100 mph y
9. Jumped a motorcycle more than thirty feet n
10. Been fired from a job for screwing around on your boss' dime n
11. Seen Elvis live in concert n
12. Seen Jimmy Buffett live in concert n
13. Touched a hummingbird n
14. Been flogged by a rooster/chicken n
15. Been knocked out cold by a blow to the head n
16. Served a jail sentence n
17. Served a prison sentence n
18. Had sex outside in broad daylight y
19. Had a physical altercation with your best friend y
20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your size y




Have you ever:
Received a standing ovation? y
Given a eulogy? y
Hosted a party people still talk about? n
Masturbared in your workplace? N
Kissed a dead body? N
Had a song or poem written about you? y
Received a marriage proposal from someone you didn't marry? y
Flashed your bits and/ or pieces to a total stranger? N
Failed a driving test? y
Had a coldsore? y
Been given money by a complete stranger? Y
Cried in a supermarket? n


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Have you ever:

1. Set on fire n
2. Jumped from a moving car n
3. Had a knife pull on you y
4. Make something that has never been made before not sure
5. Met a band y
6. Crowed surfed n
7. Seen a river by the light of the full moon y
8. Received more than one nonsurgical physical scars y
9. Worked for 72 hours straight y
10. Walked a 2 inch beam over 30 feet in the air. n
11. Drank 8oz of Tequila in one gulp n
12. Eaten an endangered animal probably
13. Cut down a tree y
14. Worked 80+ hours a week y
15. Eaten a chicken fried steak that is on foot in diameter n
16. Interviewed by the news y
17. Jumped off a roof n
18. Shot a gun inside a house y
19. Had sex in every room of a house in one night n
20. Had a nearly perfect day. n