[classicman]

Have you ever:
Received a standing ovation? Y
Given a eulogy? Y
Hosted a party people still talk about? Y
Masturbated in your workplace? N ----- (sex) Y
Kissed a dead body? N
Had a song or poem written about you? Y
Received a marriage proposal from someone you didn't marry? N
Flashed your bits and/ or pieces to a total stranger? N
Failed a driving test? N
Had a coldsore? Y
Been given money by a complete stranger? Y
Cried in a supermarket? N