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Have you ever:
Received a standing ovation? N
Given a eulogy? Y; If reading a passage at my dad's service counts
Hosted a party people still talk about? Y
Masturbared in your workplace? N EWWW!
Kissed a dead body? Y (mom)
Had a song or poem written about you? I hope not
Received a marriage proposal from someone you didn't marry? N
Flashed your bits and/ or pieces to a total stranger? sorta
Failed a driving test? N
Had a coldsore? Y
Been given money by a complete stranger? cash money? no. checks, yeah
Cried in a supermarket? Undoubtedly--I cry everywhere.
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"Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"
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