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1. Felt the sun shining on your bare ass - No to the sun, but yes to the moon
2. Been caught screwing in the car - No, but I should have been
3. Been asked to leave a bar - No
4. Been physically removed from a bar - No
5. Outran the police in a car - No
6. Outran the police on foot - Yes, from a cemetary on Halloween
7. Passed out drunk in a public place - No
8. Driven a car over 100 mph - OMG NO
9. Jumped a motorcycle more than thirty feet - No and Never Will
10. Been fired from a job for screwing around on your boss' dime - No
11. Seen Elvis live in concert - No, but I just saw Elton
12. Seen Jimmy Buffett live in concert - No and wouldn't
13. Touched a hummingbird - No
14. Been flogged by a rooster/chicken - No
15. Been knocked out cold by a blow to the head - Yes, after I fell on it
16. Served a jail sentence - Does drunk tank time count?
17. Served a prison sentence - NO
18. Had sex outside in broad daylight - No, but yes to broad moonlight
19. Had a physical altercation with your best friend - No
20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your size - Someone half my size would only be 2 1/2 feet, so No
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