[Elspode]

Dave's gone?

Has anyone volunteered to start calling people assholes and morons yet? We're gonna need those bases covered, I think.

Dave was almost always a dickhead with a point to make. That's why I liked him. If you could read through the troll-like form of expression, you could see that he was being rather satirical with it all. Now, most people who do that end up making instant enemies, but with Dave, it was usually handled pretty damn well. That takes special talent, and I give him high marks for having done so well for so long with it before a pooch finally got screwed, for whatever reason.

You could, however, knock me down with a feather that it was with Sycamore on the other end. That, I would have bet money against.