COP- Didn't you see me?
ME- Uh huh, talking to that other cop on the median.
COP- I clocked you at 79 in a 55mph zone, why didn't you slow down?
ME- Uh, I didn't think I was going that fast. (I couldn't very well say,"I did.... A LOT!")
He let me go with a $42 seat belt ticket.
