Here in the heart of the Patapsco Drainage Basin, we've already got about 3 or 4 inches on the ground.
Schools are closed.
Morons are making the seasonal (re)discovery that owning an SUV does not exempt you from Newtonian mechanics.
There is no milk or toilet paper to be found in the stores as people prepare for the inevitable snow-induced milk famines that strike the mid-Atlantic area every winter.
The wrath of the Almighty is upon the land. Abandon your cars now.
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