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hot_pastrami · 12-05-2003, 11:06 AM

I pee before I get in the shower. Seems a lot more convenient and sanitary. I wouldn't pee in the shower for the same reason I wouldn't pee in the kitchen sink... it's a place that ought to remain clean given it's intended use. Most showers (non-tub showers) collect dust and grime in the corners, and I'm pretty sure piss would accumulate there, too. I don't really want piss-dirt taffy developing in the corners of my shower, nor the associated smell. If it was a tub-type, I guess the accumulation wouldn't be a problem, but it still wouldn't feel right to cut loose right there... the next user of the tub would have to potentially wallow in a tepid pool of piss-water.

Maybe it has to do with my childhood.... when I was about 12, my friend asked me if I was the type to pee in the shower. I told him I wasn't. He told me that it's all OK because there's a drain RIGHT THERE, and then told me about how he and his dad would have "swordfights" in the shower, seeing who could pee longer. I was grossed out on many levels:

1) Peeing in the shower
2) ...when there's somebody in there with him.
3) That "somebody" is his DAD.
4) He was a 12-year-old boy.

Needless to say, my skin crawled off and I haven't seen it since.

12-05-2003, 11:06 AM	#34
hot_pastrami I am meaty Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Salt Lake City, UT Posts: 1,119	I pee before I get in the shower. Seems a lot more convenient and sanitary. I wouldn't pee in the shower for the same reason I wouldn't pee in the kitchen sink... it's a place that ought to remain clean given it's intended use. Most showers (non-tub showers) collect dust and grime in the corners, and I'm pretty sure piss would accumulate there, too. I don't really want piss-dirt taffy developing in the corners of my shower, nor the associated smell. If it was a tub-type, I guess the accumulation wouldn't be a problem, but it still wouldn't feel right to cut loose right there... the next user of the tub would have to potentially wallow in a tepid pool of piss-water. Maybe it has to do with my childhood.... when I was about 12, my friend asked me if I was the type to pee in the shower. I told him I wasn't. He told me that it's all OK because there's a drain RIGHT THERE, and then told me about how he and his dad would have "swordfights" in the shower, seeing who could pee longer. I was grossed out on many levels: 1) Peeing in the shower 2) ...when there's somebody in there with him. 3) That "somebody" is his DAD. 4) He was a 12-year-old boy. Needless to say, my skin crawled off and I haven't seen it since. __________________ Hot Pastrami!