I feel as though I'm terrible at being human, I hate hate hate haaate small talk.
I'm so glad my BFF hasn't gotten knocked up again recently, when you're shopping for baby clothes and you're plus sized, and the person with you is actually pregnant but size 0...
Let's just say there's a lot of cashiers in the area who should've gone home with black eyes.
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I have some people I need to have smoted. ~ SteveDallas
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