I remembered to hit the cafeteria salad bar on my break, before the unwashed masses get their hands all over it.
The guy who weighed it and took my money read my total aloud, $5.55, but said it 5-5-5.
I said, dude, that must mean something! I'm one digit away from the beast.
Which reminded me of this thread, one of the funniest I remember. I thought I'd give it a little bump for posterity.