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Kitsune · 12-07-2003, 07:31 PM

While living in the dorm, we had one of those gas station-style toilets go completely insane on us. Someone flushed it, the valve broke, and we found ourselves with an ever-flushing toilet.

At first, we were a bit frightened -- it isn't every day that you come across something of this nature -- but after a coming to the conclusion that the campus repair guy wouldn't be around for awhile, we decided that a constantly flushing toilet might be a good thing to have around.

It is not. All the positives of a never-ending water stream are nulled by the fact that while sitting on it you are sprayed with, yes, a fine mist. My roommate was the first to try it and return with the bad news: yes, everything is swept away without any need to push a button, "but you're going to walk away with a drippy ass".

12-07-2003, 07:31 PM	#4
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	While living in the dorm, we had one of those gas station-style toilets go completely insane on us. Someone flushed it, the valve broke, and we found ourselves with an ever-flushing toilet. At first, we were a bit frightened -- it isn't every day that you come across something of this nature -- but after a coming to the conclusion that the campus repair guy wouldn't be around for awhile, we decided that a constantly flushing toilet might be a good thing to have around. It is not. All the positives of a never-ending water stream are nulled by the fact that while sitting on it you are sprayed with, yes, a fine mist. My roommate was the first to try it and return with the bad news: yes, everything is swept away without any need to push a button, "but you're going to walk away with a drippy ass".