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Originally Posted by Gravdigr
The little doggy, as well as my Slick, are both pretty much indoor pets. Neither are what you'd call 'free-ranging'. Slick kinda comes in and out as he pleases, the doggy gets put out on a lead sometimes during the day, while the neighbors are at work. They let him out periodically to "do his do". Then he comes to see ol' Gravdigr.
I think he and the squirrels are in cahoots to give me a hard time.
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GOOD LORD! Again with the pictures! Will you look at the size of that thing hanging of the backside in that picture!!!! What the hell kind of fetish do you have Gravdigr?
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Ok, just kidding. Your front step? I'd leave it where it is, go get the owner, not the maker, and tell him his dog left it there and you expect him to collect it. You might have a bag handy or you might suggest when you're at his door that he bring gloves, your call.
I think this will be an effective, if more labor intensive and less satisfying solution than what our Hall of Fame founding member lookout123 has offered. Hell, it might even be worth asking him if you could borrow his dog.
Your front step? Un-fucking-acceptable.