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It's been bothering me, because this thread reminded me of something. Now I remember:
While having the duchess to tea
She said, "Do you burp when you pee?"
I said, "Not a bit.
Do you fart when you shit?"
Which I'd say left the honors to me.
The longer you live, the more your head resembles Bruce's house full of doodads. There's a whole closet full of limericks in mine.
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