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Old 12-09-2003, 11:50 AM   #173
dar512
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Join Date: May 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by lumberjim
GOT ANY FUNNY ONES?
Hey. I like that one.

*muttering* tough crowd.

OK. Here's another:

There once was a girl Anne Heiser
Who swore that no man would surprise her
But Pabst took a chance
found the Schlitz in her pants
and now she is sadder Budweiser

The author points out that one should not criticize this poem as it is just a draft.

My favorite is the set of three limericks about the women from Birmingham. But I don't know how X-rated we're allowed to be on the Cellar. UT?
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