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One afternoon in a beginners sky diving class, the students sat attentively as the instructor lectured. During class he would take time to answer any of the student's stupid "First Timer Questions". One guy asked:
"If our chute doesn't open... and the reserve doesn't open, how long dowe have 'til we hit the ground?"
The jump master looked at him and in perfect deadpan answered: "The rest of your life."
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