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Old 09-15-2010, 05:31 AM   #11
Gravdigr
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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All this flashlight talk reminded me of this, but the humor is lost without the video, which I couldn't find.

Quote:
Movie Name: 3rd Rock from the Sun (1996)
Quote:

Dr. Dick Solomon: [Harry is holding a (large) flashlight with the bulb end
facing inwards] You know, I have an urge to hold that.
Harry Solomon: Well, thats exactly what its for.
Dr. Dick Solomon: May I?
Harry Solomon: Please.
Dr. Dick Solomon: [takes the flashlight and holds it the same way]
You know I rather like this.
Harry Solomon: Yes.
Dr. Dick Solomon: I find this very satisfying.
Harry Solomon: I know.
Dr. Dick Solomon: [after a pause] I wonder what Dr Albright (who is a woman, and Dick's love interest) is doing
right now.
Harry Solomon: OK, thats enough. [takes back flashlight]
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