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Five surgeons are discussing while taking a meal together:
1st: "I love to open accountants. Everything inside is numbered."
2nd: "You should see electricians. All the parts are color coded. You can't get wrong."
3rd: "As for myself, I prefer librarians. It's all sorted by alphabetical order."
4th (laughing): "I like mechanics. They understand why you still have bits and pieces around after you have finished the job."
5th: "Actually, the easiest guys to open are the politicians. No heart, no brain, no spine. Best of all, head and asshole are interchangeable."
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"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce
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