[Nirvana]

The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support
Agency Forms in the section for listing 'Father's Details,' or
putting it another way... Who's your Daddy? These are
genuine excerpts from the forms.




1.
Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia
was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley. I am unsure as to the identity of the
father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same
night.

2.
I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my
child as I was being sick out the window when I was taken unexpectedly from
behind. I can provide you with a list of names of gentemens that I
think was at the party if that helps.

3.
I do not know the name of the father of my little Lokeesha.
She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I
had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was
so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the
father, can you please send me his phone number?
Thanks.

4.
I don't knows the identity of the father of my daughter.
He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of
the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in
this area and see if he had it replaced.

5.
I swear I have never had sex with a man. I am still a
Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my
son's conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver done risen again.

6.
I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he informs me
that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic
implications for his economy. I am torn between doing right by me and right by him.
What do I do?

7.
I do not know who the father of my child was as they all looks
the same to me.

8.
Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you
do catch up with him, can you axe him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
Child B who was also borned at the same time..... well,
I don't have a clue.

9.
From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at
Disney World. Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
.

10.
So much about that night is a blur. The only thing
that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier
in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather
than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave , mine might have remained
unfertilized.

11.
I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby. After
all, its like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you
fart.