For just pennies a day you can help someone desperately in need... of pennies.
For just pennies a day, you can receive a photo of a young child dancing an ethnic jig of joy on top of a heaping pile of your precious pennies.
For just pennies a day you can buy a pack of gum, and you can chew that gum while glowing in the satisfaction that you have wisely spent your pennies.
For just pennies a day you can get the FDA’s recommended daily intake of copper.
I didn't want any of those things, so I put my penny in the beer mug.
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