From the Gospel According to the Ass (Ch 2, V26)
And the Savior rode upon my back, and bade me to enter unto Jerusalem. And his buttocks were supple, like unto a baby's buttocks, yet he was not a baby. And he perchedeth upon my back unwobbly, for it was the morn of Palm Sunday, and our Lord drinketh not of the grape prioreth to cocktail hour.
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