I just learnt this the other day:
Back in the thirties, my g-mother & g-father were sitting at the kitchen table when my g-father said "Quick, give me a pencil!" She did, and he wrote a word across the newspaper he was reading, and announced "This is what we'll name our first son."
The word was 'Cosmorauder'. They didn't name their first son that.
She says she still has the newspaper.
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