Hahahahah! Seriously, HOUSE was taking the original (which I believe I first heard on the TV on McHale's Navy...the ass of u and me thing) and making it into the joke which I alluded to. I really don't remember how he said it, though. It might have been "When you make an assumption, you make an ass out of U and some guy named mption" but that doesn't sound right either.
