11-28-2010, 12:34 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
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Quote:
Originally Posted by classicman
Little Davie attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse"s legs and rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Davie asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"
His father replied, "Because when I"m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
Billy, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom!"
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...and if the mailman weren't there to hold her down, we would have lost her.
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