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Originally Posted by footfootfoot
...and if the mailman weren't there to hold her down, we would have lost her.
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The Sunday school teacher asked the class "Which part of you goes to heaven first?"
Little Johnny said "Your feet."
The teacher asked "Why do say that, Johnny?"
Johnny said "Cause the other day I saw Dad trying to hold Mama down on the couch, and her feet were in the air, and she was hollering 'Oh God, I'm coming, I'm coming!"