I wonder if you can hire those people. Envision if you will...
A nice little house, with a picket fence, flowers on each side of the walk. The sun is shining. The birds are singing. It's the perfect day for a bike ride. Brother Jon and Brother Mark hop off their bicycles and open the white washed gate. They proceed up the nicely swept walk as it snakes its way through the perfectly kept lawn.
Oddly, Brother Mark notices a small grass hut off to the left about ten paces. Curious, he steps off the walk for a closer look. That's when Brother Jon spies the sign.
It's not like the ordinary signs they're used to; "Beware of dog", "Keep off grass", "No Soliciting", that sort of thing. This one hints of something sinister, which causes Brother Jon to pause.
"Do not thump your bible on my door. You will be killed and eaten."
Quzah.
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