Dude these storys are pure gold !!!
Keep them comeing ..
Reminds me of a steel mill i go to every now and then . In all steel mills they brew their batches so there is slag on top( some thing to do with drawing out impuritys ) , any way when they are going to pour off the liquid steel they have to pour off the slag first . Some mills pour the slag in to big slag pots , some pour it in a water cooled trough . This mill uses the trough method . When they hire a new maint man the old guys ALLWAYS find some reason for him to be close to the trough , and when his back is turned they throw arasol cans in the trough ( ever seen a can of WD-40 blow up ??) blowing moltentent slag ALL over the place . They tried this shit on me once but i had seen it done Tooo many times to other folks .