Not weird news, just your typical warning to not drive drunk:
http://www.whiotv.com/news/26336535/detail.html
But I love the typo:
"We have increased numbers of offivers on the road, and their primary objective is to stop any impaired drivers," Burke said.
That's what I said when the offiver pulled me over! I'm like "Hey, offiver, I only had to, I mean two."
(I'm kidding, I spent the night at my friends' house.)