That's funny. Two of my divorced friends told me how they had these deeply personal ceremonies where they wrote out a bunch of crap on a piece of paper then burned them and threw the ashes and their rings into the river, one set his ring adrift on the river in a little paper boat made out of his marriage certificate. I was all WTF? I would have just sold my ring when gold was high.
I asked them, "So, where about in the river did you throw your ring?"
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