2011 Dwella Awards
1st place:
C Olleny of Aylesbury, England who won £50,00 in damages when she broke both legs exiting watford's Cinderella Rockefeller's Nightclub. She slipped on a pool of vomit on the nightclub steps. This was her own sick, and the bar was held responsible for serving her too much alcohol. She was also awarded a further £10,00 in compensation because the reason she was on the steps in the first place was that she was being held up by a bouncer whilst vomiting. She was in the process of being removed from the club after she headbutted a girl what looked at her mardy the cheeky cow - she is being sued in a separate case. She was also later involved in a sexual encounter with a taxi driver, whilst under the influence of excess alcohol served irresponsibly, but her only complaint about this was that she didn't get his number.
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