[BrianR]

OK, one more...

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they spotted a girl about
to jump off a bridge, so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets
off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"


"I'm going to commit suicide," she said.
While the biker didn't want to
appear insensitive, he also didn't want to miss an opportunity.
"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"


So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.
 When she has
finished kissing, the biker says, "Wow! That was the bet kiss I have ever
had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are
you committing suicide?"


"Because my parents don't like me dressing up like a girl ... "