I shall now force this thread back on track, but instead of sharing secrets that make me awesome, I will now share embarrassing secrets.
1.) I have had recurring plantar's warts on my feet for years. Dr. Scholl's bandaids fix 'em up good though.
2.) Last night I slammed my own head in a door. It was like this: open pantry door with left hand, bend inside to toss something on the floor of pantry, close door quickly and emphatically but fail to stand up fast enough. Just slammed the fucker right on my noggin. Got a modest lump now, too.
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