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Originally Posted by monster
- Which British Children's Show did I plagiarize the thread title from? (
 ) Sooty? The Sooty Show?
- What's your favorite houseplant? Don't have one really.
You open the front door and there's a wet, scrawny puppy whimpering on the mat. What do you name it? Klaatu-
You win a free books from the "Idiot's Guide To" series. Which one do you choose? ...IGT Photoshopping
- Alaska or Florida 24/7/365? Florida
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What does your doormat look like? Broken amd beat down
If you were to attempt to break a Guinness World record to raise money for a charity you support, what record would it be? World record for daydreaming.
Scrabble or Monopoly? Scrabble- Do you fold down the corner of the page to mark your place in the book you are reading? Sometimes. Depends on the book and to whom it belongs.
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How often do you wear a hat? Most days I wear a hat
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What is your favorite candy or chocolate bar? Impossible choice, but if pushed: Toblerone
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What is your most embarrassing "bodily (mal)function" moment? Oh God, I don;t know. The time my knee went from under me and I was flat on my face in someone's pathway, surrounded by a bag of spilled Labour leaflets? Or the time I soiled my pants in nursery school (kindergarten)
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What is the most you ever paid for a ticket to an event and what was the event? This i find difficult. I think the most expensive event I went to was Glastonbury, but I didn't pay for the tickets :p I don;t think I have ever paid more than £50 for a show or event.
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What is the first non-English swear word you learned? Meud. But my first non-English insult was 'gutha' (spelt phonetically as I don't know how it is supposed to be spelt) which I believe is hindi for 'ass' or as in 'you silly ass'. A common mock insult used around my house growing up was 'you great gutha' or 'guthalump'
- How many roads must a man walk down? As many as it takes.
How many open condiments do you have in your fridge? Edible? - three. Inedible? about six.-
Darth Vader or The Terminator? Darth Vadar...but only if he brings his brother Chad along to the party.
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[eta] I didn;t read any of the other replies before posting mine. But I notice Ali and I answered the roads question the same ;p