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Which British Children's Show did I plagiarize the thread title from? () No Clue. It's not from Doctor Who or Masterpiece Theater, so I don't know
What's your favorite houseplant? Peace Lily I gave momwolf for Valentines Day several years ago.
You open the front door and there's a wet, scrawny puppy whimpering on the mat. What do you name it?
My first answer is why should I name something I can't keep? That being said, I'm very softhearted about dogs, and would keep him and name him Cooper, after my favorite typeface.
You win a free books from the "Idiot's Guide To" series. Which one do you choose?
Idiots Guide To Finding a New Job
Alaska or Florida 24/7/365? Alaska. Florida has Summers all year round.
What does your doormat look like? I am not permitted to have a doormat.
If you were to attempt to break a Guinness World record to raise money for a charity you support, what record would it be?
Internet surfing and general lazing about.
Scrabble or Monopoly? Monopoly
Do you fold down the corner of the page to mark your place in the book you are reading?
Heavens no!!! Sacrilege!! No Hurt Book!!!
How often do you wear a hat? Daily
What is your favorite candy or chocolate bar? Lindt Dark Truffles
What is your most embarrassing "bodily (mal)function" moment? Explosive Diarrhea.
What is the most you ever paid for a ticket to an event and what was the event? Other than Disney? Probably some live theater ... Evita, I think.
What is the first non-English swear word you learned? Scheisse
How many roads must a man walk down? 42
How many open condiments do you have in your fridge? at least half a dozen. Depends on whether you consider butter a condiment.
Darth Vader or The Terminator? Vader.
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