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Which British Children's Show did I plagiarize the thread title from?
Upstairs, Downstairs
What's your favorite houseplant?
Datura
You open the front door and there's a wet, scrawny puppy whimpering on the mat. What do you name it?
Cat Toy
You win a free books from the "Idiot's Guide To" series. Which one do you choose?
The Idiot's Guide to being an annoying old fart
Alaska or Florida 24/7/365?
death
What does your doormat look like?
In need of replacement
If you were to attempt to break a Guinness World record to raise money for a charity you support, what record would it be?
Surfing the Internet for days without sleep
Scrabble or Monopoly?
Scrabble
Do you fold down the corner of the page to mark your place in the book you are reading?
Yes, to my everlasting shame
How often do you wear a hat?
Not as often as I'd like
What is your favorite candy or chocolate bar?
Not much on candy bars. I do like chocolate chip cookies, though
What is your most embarrassing "bodily (mal)function" moment?
The time I was at a dinner party and the hostess handed me a HUGE platter of sweet and sour chicken and I fainted dead away. I came to covered with chicken bits and a kitchen floor decorated with shards of the platter and sticky chicken everywhere.
What is the most you ever paid for a ticket to an event and what was the event?
If I can't crash it, I don't go.
What is the first non-English swear word you learned?
"Pendejo" or "puta" - can't remember which.
How many roads must a man walk down?
Depends on how often he gets picked up hitch-hiking
How many open condiments do you have in your fridge?
I'm scared to look in my fridge
Darth Vader or The Terminator?
It used to be the Terminator until he got elected the Governer of California. Now, it's neither.
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