[Nirvana]

1. Which British Children's Show did I plagiarize the thread title from? ()Romper Room I dunno
2. What's your favorite houseplant?cacti
3. You open the front door and there's a wet, scrawny puppy whimpering on the mat. What do you name it?I must have named over 80 dogs in my life, I'm out
4. You win a free books from the "Idiot's Guide To" series. Which one do you choose?Numbers
5. Alaska or Florida 24/7/365?Fl
6. What does your doormat look like?what door mat?
7. If you were to attempt to break a Guinness World record to raise money for a charity you support, what record would it be?cow milking
8. Scrabble or Monopoly? Scrabble
9. Do you fold down the corner of the page to mark your place in the book you are reading?No
10. How often do you wear a hat?everyday
11. What is your favorite candy or chocolate bar?Lindt 72% cacao
12. What is your most embarrassing "bodily (mal)function" moment? I am sure it had to do with menses but I don't remember specifics
13. What is the most you ever paid for a ticket to an event and what was the event? ZZ Top don't remember the amount
14. What is the first non-English swear word you learned? For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge oh non English, Scheiss my mother is German
15. How many roads must a man walk down? None
16. How many open condiments do you have in your fridge? Pickle Relish
17. Darth Vader or The Terminator? Darth Vader

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