Some of the classics...
"If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
"Do you know what would look good on you? Me."
"You've got something on your ass... my eyes."
Of course I've never used any of these. Honest. You've got to believe me!
I always hated the pick-up line, it's a sham, and from moment one of your relationship with this new person (brief as it may be), you're putting on a false front. Once I figured some things out and got over being shy, I never had a problem talking to women again. Now I'm married to the woman of my dreams. Life is good.
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