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Originally Posted by Undertoad
Yo, I am from Philadelphia. We wear backwards caps and say "yo" to both begin and end sentences, yo. Yo, we eat water ice for dinner and throw D batteries at all visiting sports teams. Aiyyo, oaty, get your fuckin' meat down here for our wawa sammiches! Ey, ey, I'm fuckin' dyin' ovah heah!
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Good sir,
The Society of Friends will be sponsoring a cattle drive to your fair city in these coming weeks. One of the community, a certain Hiram Evans, is a prince in his home country and has many cattle suitable for the cheese steak market. We can transfer these many cattle to your stockade, but need subsidy to undertake the venture. Being a prince, Hiram would normally finance this from his own vast wealth. Unfortunately, an assayer is necessary to value his gold holdings and nonesuch is available in the wilds of Penn's Woods. If you would forward by red indian a sum of 40 dollars, Hiram will guarantee you first choice of the 100 head of low-line cattle specially raised for the cheese steak market.
yours,
Oaty McGriff Esq.