Most of my posts are orphans. I'm going to write a meaningful song about my orphan posts.
In the meantime:
There's nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time I was falling in love
Now I'm only falling apart
Nothing I can say, a total eclipse of the heart.
(When a song has 'once upon a time' in it, you know it's gonna suck sappy eggs.)