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footfootfoot · 05-10-2011, 10:52 AM

IM what about singing, off key, random words, with appropriate silent spaces from certain Tony Orlando and Dawn songs?

"Knock three times...

twice on the pipes...

doin' down there?
alone every night
live right above you?
I can hear your
I can feel your
below me,
You don't even
I love
Oh, my darl
Knock three
if you want
answer is no.
sweetness,
Means you'll
the hallway.

Guaranteed to make her batshit insane within the hour. If she calls you on it, smile apologetically say you didn't realize you were singing aloud, wait three minutes and get right back into it.

05-10-2011, 10:52 AM	#30
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	IM what about singing, off key, random words, with appropriate silent spaces from certain Tony Orlando and Dawn songs? "Knock three times... twice on the pipes... doin' down there? alone every night live right above you? I can hear your I can feel your below me, You don't even I love Oh, my darl Knock three if you want answer is no. sweetness, Means you'll the hallway. Guaranteed to make her batshit insane within the hour. If she calls you on it, smile apologetically say you didn't realize you were singing aloud, wait three minutes and get right back into it. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs