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It's Official: Worst Movie Ever.
Battle: Los Angeles.
No matter how hard you tried, no matter what you did, if you set out with the intention of making the absolute worst possible movie in the world, you could never, ever, in a thousand years, make a movie as completely, irrecoverably horrible as this movie.
I have watched the first half hour or so of this film and I was able, within the first five minutes, to guarantee, with 100% absolute certainty, that this movie could only possibly be useful as the subject of an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000.
I don't even think we'll get enough enjoyment out of cracking smartass jokes to keep from turning this off.
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There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there
it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your
expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever
gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio
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