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Top Ten Ways To Make The Apocalypse More Fun
The Late Show with David Letterman
10. Hosted by Neil Patrick Harris
9. Crazy hats like at the Royal Wedding
8. All-you-can-eat baby back ribs with Chili’s Aporkalypse special
7. Instead of four horsemen, three horsemen and a monkey riding a dog
6. Telecast of the Real Housewives being vaporized
5. Live tweet it
4. Hilarious slide whistle sound effect when the righteous ascend to heaven
3. Raffle drawing for a Broyhill dinette set
2. People’s panicked pleas for mercy are critiqued by Piers Morgan, Sharon Osbourne, and Howie Mandel
1. More fun? What’s more fun than the apocalypse?
I am getting SO excited. If I could keep my friend from getting drunk too early I'd make her have a rapture party.
What time will the devastating earthquake make its way to Ohio?
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