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Calm down dear, it's an onion.
I'm ready for the rapture.
I have no money left in my bank account.
I have finished my Moon Pies and Pork Skins.
I said goodbye to Tiger.
I've seen Basshunter's huge cock.
I won't be taken up of course, but intend to move into the vacant house of a good Christian family - preferably one with a pool, and drink myself to death. Then Diz can eat my face. Seems like a reasonable plan to me.
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Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac
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