Yeah, it's like doing the wave at a ball game stadium. See, it starts at 6 p.m. on the date line, which is like 2 a.m. for me, end then the rapture wave travels along the world and reaches me at 6 p.m. tomorrow. But I'll know about it when I wake up because all the dwellars in Oz, a former penal colony, will be left behind and will be posting about it here.
So I'll have all day to wail and gnash my teeth, or maybe go to my kids soccer games, and mow the lawn if it dries out enough. At least we know the end of the world won't be by fire. Too damp around here.
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