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Old 05-23-2011, 02:37 PM   #28
HungLikeJesus
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I recently heard about an elderly couple that were getting a divorce. He's 99 and she's 95.

Someone asked them why they want to get a divorce after being married so long.

They said, "We wanted to wait until the kids were dead."
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