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An old guy … ok, a guy digr's age and not in the best of shape.... was working out in the gym when he spotted a sexy, beautiful young woman.
He asked the nearby trainer, "What machine should I use in here to impress that cute young thing over there?"
The trainer looked him up and down and said, "The ATM in the lobby."
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"like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt
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