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Undertoad · 08-03-2011, 12:39 PM

There's not a lot of crime in my area, except for bank robberies. This one is strange.

A single gunman robbed a yogurt store in the middle of a large retail complex that it's hard to get out of: only two exits, and one is usually backed up.

The police are often around because it's a new complex and there are a lot of traffic incidents.

The yogurt store was only open five minutes and therefore had little cash, the dude only got out with $305.

He used what they think is an MP5: a not-uncommon, but very serious submachine gun. He got away in an Audi TT which may have been modified. Who does a $300 robbery with a submachine gun? What yogurt thief has a $30k sports car?

Any other store in the complex would have had more money. There is a bank branch, a huge supermarket, a couple of big box stores.

08-03-2011, 12:39 PM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	A yogurt store near me got robbed There's not a lot of crime in my area, except for bank robberies. This one is strange. A single gunman robbed a yogurt store in the middle of a large retail complex that it's hard to get out of: only two exits, and one is usually backed up. The police are often around because it's a new complex and there are a lot of traffic incidents. The yogurt store was only open five minutes and therefore had little cash, the dude only got out with $305. He used what they think is an MP5: a not-uncommon, but very serious submachine gun. He got away in an Audi TT which may have been modified. Who does a $300 robbery with a submachine gun? What yogurt thief has a $30k sports car? Any other store in the complex would have had more money. There is a bank branch, a huge supermarket, a couple of big box stores.