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KFC WTF?
All you get here is ketchup or BBQ sauce (perhaps curry too, I haven't asked but McDonalds do it). AND it comes in packets, not pots, so is useless for dipping.

I am a bit of a condiment fan, but rather than list all of them I will just tell you my favourite.
Vinegar.
It goes well with so many things, and is the basis of many of my other condiment likes.
Chips, chicken, peas, mashed potatoes - all improved by vinegar.

I was horrifed when I first went to Chiquitos (Mexican-style chain restaurant) and was told they had no vinegar. They eventually tracked some down for me, but it was in an industrustrial sized container, so they put it in a little saucer. I took my own after that - it's that important to me.

ETA - thanks everyone. In my curiousity to find our what "our" McDonalds serve as dips, I logged onto their website.
Only to find two new special burgers that sound bloody YUMMY.
This is bad news as I am on a diet. But I accept that is perhaps the only reason why my mouth is watering over McDonalds.

FTR BCO - Bacon, Chicken & Onion with black pepper cheese & seasoned mayo
Summer Chorizo Supreme - burger with Sunblush tomato sauce, Batavia lettuce, chorizo, cheese slices made with Emmental,
all in a sesame & chive topped bun

Anyway, back to the topic in hand:
McD's dips:
BBQ, Heinz ketchup, sour cream & chive, sweet & sour, sweet chilli, curry.
No honey. No fake butter (!)

Although they do do real butter for the English muffins at breakfast (Country Life English butter) or Flora (polyunsaturated margarine). And pots of Philedelphia Light for the bagels. And jam for the porridge.... and brown sauce for the bacon rolls.... I'd better stop there.